Me: I just can’t understand the lyrics to today’s music.
Also, me: *singing* Skeep-beep de bop-bop beep bop bo-dope Skeetle-at-de-op-de-day (1932)
Me: Songwriters today are so lazy. They can’t write a good love song.
Also, me: *singing* Be-bop-a-lula, she’s my baby Be-bop-a-lula, I don’t mean maybe Be-bop-a-lula, she’s my baby doll My baby doll, my baby doll Let’s rock again now! (1956)
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